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Spencer and Heidi got religious

Contrasts between L.A. partiers and small-town Colorado folk were highlighted on The Hills, when the gals lived it up in Hawaii, and Speidi double-dated with good ol’ Colby and his Bible College girlfriend.

The L.A. crew headed to Hawaii, where alcohol was in abundance and watching surfers was afternoon entertainment. While crashing the “guys trip”, Audrina continued crushing on Brody, and the next morning, Lo, Lauren and Stephanie learned Audrina spent the night in Brody’s room.

But did Audrina and Brody show any shame or embarrassment from their hookup? Nah. While admitting the affair to his guy pals, Brody showed no guilt or remorse over cheating on Jade, and the guys didn’t disapprove either — Frankie even applauded Brody for the affair!). Audrina’s actions, however, weren’t celebrated, especially when  Lo pointed out that Jade may start a war. Guilty? Not Audrina. Her unfazed reply was simple: “Bring it on.”

Heidi and Spencer’s evening out was a stark contrast. Heidi’s religious ex-boyfriend, Colby, arrived in Beverly Hills with his new equally religious girlfriend, and the four partied it up — Bible College-style.

Spencer was totally confused over Colby’s virginity and choice to not drink alcohol. What, no petrone? To Spencer, that’s blasphemy. But then again, morals and Spencer don’t mix.

In a Bible study session with Heidi and Spencer (seriously), Colby and his girlfriend found passages proving their belief of saving themselves for marriage.

Spencer just seemed to find it all strange and unbelievable. But as Heidi explained to Colby during their double date, Spencer is “Hugh Hefner, Jr.” Ugh.

The Hills airs Mondays, 10 p.m. ET, MTV.

Can’t these women find their own men?

Well, it turns out Heidi had a lot to be angry about on The Hills.

Searching through Spencer’s phone, Heidi came across a text from bartender Stacie, telling him to meet her at H.Wood. Naturally, Heidi deleted the message, and she and her gang of platinum blonds showed up at the club instead. Ready to take on Stacie and her brunette posse, Heidi screamed at Spencer’s temptress, but Stacie didn’t back down, telling Heidi there will always be other “skanks.” Spencer, a skank magnet? Nah, his taste in women are more the, um, “classy” type. Speaking of which, Spencer made a visit to the therapist by his lonesome, telling the therapist that he wanted to rebuild Heidi’s trust.

While Heidi fought to keep her man, Audrina took on Stacie’s role as “the other woman” with Brody. After a confrontation with Jade, temptress Audrina wasn’t going to give up on Brody that easy. She partied it up at a club where Jade and her Playboy bunnies gave her the evil eye. Soon, Brody had to make a decision: Audrina or Jade. Kinda easy. Brody asked Audrina to leave, and later confirmed his choice during a lunch with Lauren, where he told her his feelings were with Jade.

While there may always be other women, or “skanks,” the boys of The Hills proved that they love their girlfriends and aren’t tempted. Well, not that tempted.

The Hills airs Mondays, 10 p.m. ET, MTV.

Yo go, girls!

Enough was enough for The Hills’ Audrina, Heidi and Lauren, who decided to take control of very messy situations. Way to go, girls!

Far from being employee of the month, Stephanie told Lauren she needed to “de-stress” from work and go on a “boy hunt.” Lost in her own world, Steph ignored Lauren’s instructions to bag a rack of clothing, leaving Lauren helpless at a photo shoot. Steph was on her lunch break and couldn’t get the clothes for Lauren. Ahh, work ethic runs in the Pratt family. Kelly had had it and told Lauren she needed to fire Steph by the end of the week, saying she should do it fast and clean like a guillotine. Catchy.

Sick and tired of texts and calls from Justin Bobby, Audrina agreed to meet the hobo-chic man face-to-face. Walking into the restaurant, Audrina barely touched the seat before she told J.B. they were done and to stop contacting her. As Audrina stormed out, J.B. followed, complete with flood pants and striped socks — not a good look. But Audrina wasn’t having it, saying she was over him. Right. How long will it last this time? As a wary Steph pointed out, it’s been said before.

And as if Heidi needed to spend more time stewing over the short-lived Spencer and Stacie fling, she decided to visit the bartender at work. Clad in a super-short dress and sky-high heels, the platinum blond entered the scummy bar to tell Stacie to leave her and Spencer alone for good. After insults were hurled back and forth, Heidi returned to couch potato Spencer who revealed what he had been doing all day… Twittering. Sigh. I guess he wasn’t on Facebook becase of his lack of friends. Heidi told him she talked to Stacie because he obviously didn’t take care of it, and Spencer delivered the best line of the evening: “What did you want me to do — kill the girl?” right after he called Heidi Tony Soprano. Heh.

The Hills airs Mondays at 10 p.m. on MTV.